Discussing the dangers of microwave dinners. Not only in terms of quality of food, but the harmful way the microwave cooks it. I suppose my extreme is a hybrid-style piece of zombie meat... I'll call him Glenn.
This is TRAVIS magazine. a student run campus publication. What you see here is 100% designed by me. From the illustration to the graphic design. This cover is for the upcoming mail out issue.
I went to a product sample sale in TO today and low and behold were the snowboards I designed last summer with Apparatus Inc. for Option. This was my first look at them off a computer screen. It was pretty dang exciting for me. Don't mind my goofy faces in the pictures, that's how I naturally look.
Just a goofy graphic I made for a longboard I have. The loose concept is that inside that culture (skate, snowboarding, surfing, whatever) the ride is the rush, it's the natural high and it shapes your world.
Tongiht I learned the payoff of networking through the simple gesture of free drinks at a bar. A group of us drank free tonight at a bar, which for some seemed common place, it made me think of why and how this was. And the answer came as quick as I thought the question, networking. This person takes care of that person aand that person takes care of this person. It's the simplist of theories, but it works wonders. The idea of you give a little and get a lot. So thanks Kev, and your repective hook ups for a great night.
This is based on the media battle between Donald Trump and Rosie ODonnell over the contraversial Miss America scandal. They fought this battle through TV shows (The View, Access Hollywood and Entertainment Tonight) who were more that happy to air the slander from one against the other.
I just woke up from a Nap... and woke up up from an insane dream... it started off with Marco (my interpretive instructor) telling me to go to Aomeba Corp. to have my skateboard deck made. I met with a guy named Guasten (pronounced "Justin") who was distant but worked hard at creating the board giving it cool features like special die-cuts and glitter. I enquired about work oppertunites that this place and we mulled it over, his final answer was giving me boxes and boxes of DVD's and Magazines. At this point my girlfriend Amanda had shown up and I sent her off to buy a dollie so we could get the boxes home on the subway. In the lobby we were waiting for our taxi... and here's whee it gets supa-crazy... I'm looking out the window and hear a girl scream, I look up at a building face and a guy in a toga jumps out the window, but he's holding on to someone elses toga and 13 people fall to thier death. Firetrucks and tanks show up as more people start jumping off this building, I start recording it all on my digital camera's video feature and people in chipmunk costumes are jumping off and batman costumes and people who have long beards and stuff, they all jumped and then there was one guy, normal who jumped and when he hit the ground it caused a huge explosion which caused the tank to fly into and though the large lobby window Amanda and I were looking though. I grabbed Amanda and jumped back away from it all as the tank stopped in the middle of the lobby. Still video taping it all a fireman requests that Amanda go with him, but not me for some reason, putting trust in the fireman I let her go and start getting focused on what I'm taping, so focused I back up into a lady and she gives me a very dirty look. I try to give an honest apology but she wouldn't have it. Next thing I know she's telling her daughter about how much of a rude man I am. She daughter is Jennifer Aniston, who then decides not to let some 20 year old nothing be rude to her mother. So she starts laying into me about how I have no respect for the elderly and although I try to explain the situation and how I apologized she wouldn't have it. She says something like "I bet you think you're some kind of whole hearted kid, who gets away with everything from a smile." and it seemed nothing I could say would stop the Aniston tiraid. So I stood there and took it thinking "Man, Jennifer Aniston is really giving it to me." I tried changing the subject by saying "Ms. Aniston, have you met Guasten? He's a nice guy, unlike me." and then she made out with him immeadiately. And I walked away to look for Amanda. I woke up soon thereafter and I'm sure I left out many little funny details. But goddamn. What a nutty dream. So vivid. So Anistony.
A visual narrative assignment that made us identify arcitypes and create an environment with them together.
SATAN’S THREE DOORS JOKE
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of the rooms to spend eternity in. So Satan opens the first door. In the room there are people standing in shit up to their necks. The guy says "no,please show me the next room".
Satan shows him the next room and this has people with shit up to their nose. And so he says no again.
Finally Satan shows him the third and final room. This time there are people in there with shit up to their knees drinking coffee and eating donuts. So the guy says I'll choose this room please. Satan says O.K.
The guys is standing in there eating his donut and drinking his coffee thinking, "well it could be worse..." when the door opens, Satan pops his head around, and says "O.K. coffee break's over. Back on your heads."