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SATAN’S THREE DOORS JOKE

This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of the rooms to spend eternity in. So Satan opens the first door. In the room there are people standing in shit up to their necks. The guy says "no,please show me the next room".

Satan shows him the next room and this has people with shit up to their nose. And so he says no again.

Finally Satan shows him the third and final room. This time there are people in there with shit up to their knees drinking coffee and eating donuts. So the guy says I'll choose this room please. Satan says O.K.

The guys is standing in there eating his donut and drinking his coffee thinking, "well it could be worse..." when the door opens, Satan pops his head around, and says "O.K. coffee break's over. Back on your heads."